Proxima Consulting Group LLC

It can be CHEAP or it can be PRETTY — but it can't be both!

We offer our expertise and resources to help you look polished and professional, all we ask in return is money and gratitude. (Really just money.)

PLEASE: NO TIRE KICKERS!!! I have myself to talk to — I don't need you!

Who We Are

We are here to help!
The only foolish question is the one you don't bother to ask.

Proxima Consulting Group operates at the intersection of strategy and execution.

Active ventures spanning un-wellness, comedic expertise, and ironically, global FX markets

360°

Full-spectrum approach — from concept and brand to operations and growth (as long as you pay!)

∞

Long-term commitment to every venture we take on — we build to last (for clients who pay!)

In case we didn't make the point abundantly clear: payment IS a thing and we like it. A lot!

Our Ventures

The story behind the brands... How each PCGLLC venture got its name. The backstory

Fatalistic Yoga

Fatalistic Yoga: No matter how good you are and how much you prepare, you die.

Comedy — Sort of

ToTheSpannerBorn

Maintaining our own definition of 'Classy'!

A Unique Lake on Tife!

CFDFX.com

THIS DOMAIN CAN BE YOURS! Stop torturing yourself — buy it!

Finance & FX

See the full Proxima portfolio — 19 ventures in total.

Let's Talk

Whether you have a venture in mind or want to explore how Proxima can help — we're listening.